Thanos Thanks! In perfect deadpan, Drax answers "About one hour." Bruce: I think you look great. Ironman/Stark: [referring to Stranges cloak] Wow youre a serious loyal piece of outerwear. : I can't stress how deeply entertaining Avengers: Infinity War can be and the movie is jam-packed with great character moments and jokes that help to brighten the darkness. Okoyeo: [ to Black Widow, referring to Scarlet Witch] Why was she up there all this time? Thor Instead of focusing on Steve Rogers, Rhodey, and Black Widow who pop their hands up, keep an eye on Captain Marvel. Thanos: It would have been a waste of parts! [laughs with joy] Why? Rocket Raccoon The first instance of this is when Banner, Stark, Strange, and Wong confront Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian. Strange: Are you seriously leaning on a Cauldron of the Cosmos? : Something is very wrong. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir? Drax: Ill do you one better, why is Gamora? : Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe. I know this is not a competition, but Ive been through a lot. [smashes into the windshield of the Milano]. In the three-hour-plus runtime of the film, there's a lot of plot to understand not to mention the nearly two dozen preceding films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that Endgame called back to. As soon as he touched Thanos' gloved hand, it was all over for the Mad Titan. Thanos In the climax of the film, all seems lost. How we doing, good, bad? Thanos: Shes asked, hasnt she? Both the past and the present versions of Nebula run on the same loop. Spider-man: Mr. Stark, I dont feel so good. Noticed you've copied my beard. Marvel Studios AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR..L to R: Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Star-Lord/Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) and Gamora (Zoe Saldana), b/g Drax (Dave Bautista)..Photo: Film Frame..Marvel Studios 2018. When they first met in Avengers: Infinity War, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) quickly connected with Rocket (Bradley Cooper). Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that? : This all only fuels Quill to further flex his alpha dog muscles later on. Banner: [after hearing Vision turned off his tracker] What, Tony, you lost another superbot? : Even as he eats space nuts, he moves so slowly that he just knows it is imperceivable to the naked eye. Ebony Maw : Gamora: No, no, we were happy on my home planet. After rescuing Thor the Pirate-Angel, Quill tries to downplay his handsomeness, only for the rest of the Guardians to point out that Quill has been putting on weight. The Guardians of the Galaxy come to his rescue and it becomes clear that Peter Quill is the only one who isn't impressed with the Asgardian. Friday, send him home. With this in mind, these are 11 of the funniest moments ranked in no particular order. : Cinemablend is part of Future US Inc, an international media group and leading digital publisher. We've course-corrected our galactic maps, read our redacted S.H.I.E.L.D. : Eitri Engage all defenses! To feel so desperately that youre right, but to fail nonetheless. : According to an answer for the question How did Thor return to Earth in The Avengers?, Thor gets back to Earth in the last movie using a newly created Bifrost bridge.. If I might interject. The mechanism is crippled. : Dr. Because you love nothing. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution. Oh, I do. \"What More Could I Lose\" | Thor and Rocket Talking | Avengers Infinity War (2018) Movie ClipIron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Thanos. In The Art of Avengers: Infinity War book ( which you can purchase right here ), a piece of concept art shows shows Thor and Rocket teaming up in an epic battle with a pair of gigantic serpents . Only if I die. So Im good to go. So that 50% of me thats stupid thats 100% you. Earth is closed today. The Tesseract? You guys are dead now! I mean, that place is a legend. The universal scale tips toward balance because of your sacrifice. Rocket Raccoon . And what if you're wrong? Ebony Maw The other is that Captain America never actually chose Bucky as his successor in the comics. That's what killing you means. : It was an elective. : You're very perceptive. Bruce Banner Eitri: Thats suicide {referring to Thor opening up the forge}. [Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]. : He's about to do another snap to destroy the entire universe when Tony Stark blasts over, grabs the Gauntlet, and somehow steals the Stones. Cap was proud of his one-time sidekick, but the only person he's actively passed on the shield to has always been Sam Wilson. Red Skull: To ensure that whoever possesses it, understand its power. And for us as storytellers, it's a wonderful place to take a character when you strip everything away," added director Anthony Russo. Thor: [ after Loki presents the Tesseract] You really are the worst brother. Rocket Raccoon Bruce Banner Your planet was on the brink of collapse. There are two more stones on Earth. When Thor and Rocket go back to Asgard during the events of Thor: The Dark World, they're there for one reason only: to get the Reality Stone from Jane's body and return to the present. I am. Spider-man: You cant be a friendly-neighborhood Spider-man if theres no neighborhood. : Thanos: [ to Loki] The Tesseract or your brothers head? Quill: Dude, dont call us plucky. I assume you have a preference? When Rocket is pursued by Asgardian guards, they also call him "rabbit," proving Thor isn't the only individual from Asgard who makes this mistake. In a world with literal magic, celestial gods, and stones that can kill half of the universe and also bring them back, we wouldn't put too much stock in what a scientist says are unbreakable constraints of the universe. Hear me and rejoice. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. While Morgan Stark, Pepper Potts, and Rhodey are all candidates for future non-Tony Iron Man movies, Harley is one of the younger heroes of the Marvel universe at this point. [lifting his sword] The Asgardian Avenger is fresh out of Thor: Ragnarok, where he was forced to confront just-returned villainess sister Hela. [Uses the Gauntlet to stop Loki attempting to stab him in the neck] The adults are talking. Rocket: And you said you hate your sister and your dad? All-fathers, let the dark magic flow through me one last time. Part-time producer and writer for independent pictures. So were here to fight. Well, hes never fought me twice. Thor It's almost like he was created just for that purpose, the only one who could really be expected to survive the snap a theory that's proven later in the film after Tony uses the gauntlet with fatal consequences. Thor : : Thor leaps upward and brings Stormbreaker down with force, knocking back the Outriders] Thor : Knowhere. Thanos Spider-man: Like in Footloose, the movie? And hey, it sure turned out to be useful in the final battle, right? Quill: Groot put that thing away, now. : I feel your pain. As you can imagine, there are so many great one-liners, emotional quotes, and funny moments that you want to repeat and use. Peter Quill Rocket: Oh, I would have washed that. Rocket: eh, Quill, are you making your voice deeper? [Presenting the Tesseract to Thanos] Thor and Rocket (and Nebula, over at Titan) survived the snap, and five years after Thor killed Thanos, they teamed up with the rest to travel back in time and retrieve the Infinity Stones before Thanos did. (referring to the children of Thanos after Thor arrived with his new ax). MARVEL LEGENDS AVENGERS THOR ROCKET GROOT INFINITY WAR 3 PACK NEW TOYS R US EX. The Time Stone is guarded by the Sorcerer Supreme, which in 2012 is none other than Tilda Swinton's The Ancient One. By Cameron Bonomolo Or your brother's head. It's a stand-up-and-shout moment in a movie filled with them, a moment as appealing to diehard Marvel comic book fans as it is to the average moviegoer. : [as Thanos strangles him to death] Were toast. : It would be fair, for rich and poor alike. Well, for starters, after five years of bumming around New Asgard, Thor was starting to wonder if he was still worthy remember, as far as we know, Stormbreaker doesn't have Odin's enchantment that only the worthy may wield it. [Presents the Tesseract to Thanos]. He can't just stand by while she kills herself. It was destroyed on Asgard. Stark: Im sorry. Its a paradise. Loki In the Marvel comics (specifically Ultimates #5), there's a flow of time that allows events to have "weight" that drags and affects both the future and the past. It's a place, we've been there. Thor and the rest of the Asgardians (or at least the guards in Endgame) are always referring to Rocket as a rabbit in both Infinity War and Endgame. Rocket: I could lose a lot. Thor Thor Heimdall Marvel Legends Infinity War 3 Pack Thor Rocket and Groot Toys R Us Exclsuive NIB. Chris Evans has been ready to move on to eating carbs and starring in indie movies for years, so it wasn't a complete surprise that he left the MCU on his own terms. Climax Fury notifies Tony that a nuclear missile is approaching the city. Wong: We swore an oath to protect the time stone with our lives. What do Mantis and Drax do exactly? [Groot impales several Outriders with his arm]. Ebony Maw Thor: [ to Steve/Captain America] Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos. The character's appearance does a lot in just a few seconds of screen time. But just because Chris Evans is done with the MCU doesn't mean that Captain America is. Thanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers. Thor They called me a madman. Oh, were using our made-up names. Frightening. Instead, Thor pretty quickly goes off the rails, becoming more focused on having one last chat with his mother, Frigga. : So, what actually are the rules of time travel? While we're on the subject of great Captain America-themed moments in Endgame, we'd be remiss if we skipped over that beautiful Captain America v Captain America: Dawn of Just Us battle. But, as Banner points out while looking at the gauntlet that Tony's built, the Stones give off gamma radiation and that's what created the Hulk. Bring me Thanos! : Okoye: [ to TChalla] When you said you were going to open up Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined. You never onced use your greatest weapon. Jesus? | Now unified, the team of Tony, Steve, Natasha, Thor, Banner and Barton go forth to confront Loki. We don't have the Tesseract. Eitri Ive killed twice as many enemies as that. Thor That was hard. And he's been partnered up with Rocket, who is perhaps one of the least emotional characters in the. [while Hulk beats up Thanos] The sparks that fly often result in some of the funniest moments of the films and Infinity War is filled with big personalities and egos that are bouncing off of each other for the first time. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude. In a clever twist, Banner is the one who wants to transform while the Hulk doesn't. The epic adventure THOR spans the Marvel universe from present-day Earth to the cosmic realm of Asgard. Groot And get this man a shield (pointing to Captain America). Mantis Be sure to check out the Guardians of the Galaxy: The Cosmos Cocktail, Quill: I cant believe this dude is still alive. [charging into battle] Banner: Hulk, this is the last, last second. All rights reserved. "Is it still the greatest movie ever made?" After he says he is "sure" he's invisible, Mantis pops in and ruins it by saying, 'Hi Drax.'. Banner: Im trying, but he wont come out. What's it look like? : Red Skull: You should know, it extracts a terrible price (referring to the soul affinity stone). Thor tells Rocket about the death of his family and friends and how he will kill ThanosAbout the film:Avengers: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero fil. : Cull Obsidian starts to step forward, but Ebony Maw stops him]. When Thor and Rocket go back to Asgard during the events of Thor: The Dark World, they're there for one reason only: to get the Reality Stone from Jane's body and return to the present.. Spider-man: I dont know whats happening.. Wakanda isn't a democracy, at least in the MCU, and we saw in Black Panther that the path to control over the kingdom requires both a direct bloodline and a ritualized battle. Stark: We dont have time for a thing. And your trespassing in this city and on this planet. You should've gone for the head. Strange, she knows that he's eventually going to become the Sorcerer Supreme, and someone worthy of putting her faith into. Eitri Rocket: No, he gave me 100 credits. Loki Everything about this is just so damn funny. Captain America: [ to Vision] I thought I told you to go. : He was still struggling with his ego and finding a place in the world after being awoken from his time in the ice. If he gets all six infinity stones he can do it with a snap of his fingers, like this. Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. Raccoons have always been endemic to North America, living throughout the continent from Vancouver Island to Panama. [Shrieks in pain as Thanos presses the Power stone against his head]. Stark: Hes from space. Thanos: [ to Stark] You have my respect, Stark. Its good to have you, buddy. At least Im the only who the will to act on it. The 79-year-old Hungarian-Canadian Holocaust survivor has also defended Palestinian rocket fire at Israeli civilians and once branded the Israeli government 'terrorists'. You see, Drax has mastered the art of standing really incredibly still to the point where he believes he is invisible. Peter Quill I assume you have a preference. Rocket Raccoon And Im way past asking permission. Thanos Rocket Raccoon And for another, we have the Hulk! I know what it's like to lose. : You really are the worst brother. Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. : However, raccoons climb trees for safety, and thus do not typically live in deserts like the one the God of Thunder found himself in. Spiderman: [on receiving an upgrade to his suit] Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here. : Loki It culminates in an almost laughable game of one-upmanship in which they get knocked down and get up again to push the other one aside. But how did he grab them so fast, especially when he never actually took the Gauntlet off of Thanos in the first place? For even in death, you have become children of Thanos. Spiderman: So, what is in this guys problem, Mr. Stark? : Strange: Congratulations, youre a prophet. Eitri Rocket: Some jerk lost a bet with me in Cotraccia(sp). : I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again. Thor At the end of the day, despite sort of losing a fight to Thor inThor: Ragnarok(which was Thor's movie, after all), Hulk really is the strongest one there is. [the Black Order look on in slight worry]. New Movie News, Movie Trailers & upcoming Movie Reviews, Infinity War Theory: There's a HISTORICAL Reason Thor Calls Rocket 'Rabbit', Infinity War Theory: Why Heimdall Chose to Save Hulk Instead of Thor, VIDEO: How Gamora REALLY Found the Soul Stone in Avengers: Infinity War, How Jane Foster Became the Mighty Thor - and What It Could Mean for the MCU. So I had to kill her. Bruce lifts up the face-plate of his armor]. : This universe has finite its resources, finite if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. As it turns out, though, it was Hulk who did the snap that undid Thanos' own fateful snap. Nidavellir is real? - August 4, 2018 04:19 pm EDT. Thor Thor : Rocket: Yeah, but this Thanos guy youre talking about, hes the toughest there is. Father, we will not fail you. Captain America: Im not looking for forgiveness. This Worthey Life - Food, Entertaining, Travel Lifestyle Blog, By: T WortheyUpdated: January 20, 2023 View our disclosure policy. : : : He graduated from Rowan University and loves Marvel, Nintendo, and going on long hikes and then greatly wishing he was back indoors. Thor The Thor rocket was the first member of the Delta rocket family of space launch vehicles. [Thor stands over a badly wounded Thanos]. Before they went back to the. : asks Spider-Man (who was on point with his pop culture references). Loki Rocket Raccoon Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you. Thor He then lands a blow to Hulk's neck, causing him to cry out in pain. Thor One of the things the people love most about Avengers movies is seeing different characters interact with each other. Rocket Raccoon Instead, it all comes down to technology; specifically, future space technology. Drax : : And, as we've known for almost a decade in the MCU, "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". One is that Cap could fully lift Mjolnir in Age of Ultron and just chose not to. Find the best quotes from Avengers: Infinity War, including great one-liners, insightful thoughts, quotes from Thanos, and all of the funny dialogue found in the movie. [laughs] Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. From time-travel hijinks to that explosive moment with Mjolnir, there's a lot of moments that probably left you scratching your head in confusion even while you were cheering. Rocket handles the Stone extraction while Thor gets to have that one final chat with his mother that he's always wanted, but the scene ends with a moment that probably surprised most audience members. : It's unclear, even in Endgame, whether he survived the snap, but we wouldn't be surprised if Black Panther 2 addresses the lingering question. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bas__ _, and hell be the latest to feel my vengeance. Thanos: I counted on it. According to Marvel canon, Thor and other Asgardians visited Midgard (aka Earth) in early medieval times, teaching the Norse people their language and developing their culture. I do have a bit of experience in that area. It'll kill you. I dont want to go.. please.. I would very much like to go there, please. Thor And what I predicted came to past. Eitri Groot. The Thanos-killing kind. The universe, lies within your grasp. This is Thanos we're talking about. Thor: Families can be tough. [weakly] : It was subsequently modified to serve as the first stage of launch vehicles for several spacecraft. [touches Thor] Gamora on Thanos: The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal: to bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. Loki Wake him up. Since then, they have spread throughout the continent and as far as Japan, where the success of the animated show Rascal the Raccoon made raccoon ownership popular. Banner: Tony, youre okay? : Thor I mean, Spider-man has a new movie coming out in 2019! They were also responsible for one of the most memorable running gags in the movie, as Thor consistently referred to Rocket as a "rabbit.". document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Subscribe to the newsletter for all the latest recipes, tips, entertainment + more! She tells him to let her go, and pushes off, sacrificing herself to get the Soul Stone. That's what killing you means. Ironman/Stark: Yeah, thats on Earth, dip. He's never fought me twice. This is.. this is a man. NO! Hulk then begins punching Thanos rapidly, then grabs his neck and drives him into the wall. Stark: [ to Thanos] If you throw another moon at me, Im going to lose it! The Funniest Stand-Up Comedy Specials Streaming On HBO Max, Ant-Man 3 Writer Defends The Movies Controversial Ending, Star Wars Andy Serkis Talks Being Gutted Over Snokes Death In The Last Jedi, And Whether Hed Reprise The Character, The Mandalorian's Jon Favreau Dropped A Shocking Grogu Reveal Ahead Of Season 3, And I Can't Quite Believe It, Following La Brea's Dino-Sized Cliffhanger, The Showrunner Breaks Down Eve's Fate And That Big Reveal About Gavin. When Thor and Rocket retrieve the Reality Stone, they went back to the events in Thor: The Dark World, and they got the stone by removing it from Jane Foster. [mutters] Thor While on a school excursion, Peter Parker sees The Black Order's Q-Ship hovering over Manhattan. Eitri Thor and Rocket Raccoon traveled back to the era of Thor: The Dark World to steal the Reality Stone from Jane Foster, who was being tended to on Asgard. Thanos clutches Gamora and Quill leaps out to save her. The universe has judged you. But it also gives a sly hint at the possible future of the MCU. Thor: So is facing Thanos without that ax. It makes for an entertaining blockbuster, and Avengers: Infinity War is definitely that. Thor tells Rocket about the death of his family and friends and how he will kill ThanosAbout the film:Avengers: Infinity Waris a 2018 Americansuperhero filmbased on theMarvel Comicssuperhero team theAvengers, produced byMarvel Studiosand distributed byWalt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. : I cannot do that again. Clint has to actually give up Natasha in order to get it. That they never could. He then delivers a series of powerful punches, dazing Hulk. Rocket: [ to Bucky] how much for the gun? He must be going somewhere. If you consider failure experience. By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. Dr. Don't read this until you've seen the movie! : : Do it. Thanos: Then in doing so, made you the fiercest woman in the Galaxy. : We saw inGuardians of the Galaxythat even holding the Power Stone was enough to nearly kill Peter Quill, even with his half-Celestial DNA.

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